Riotous block

So Obama and fellow leaders are going to be met by the cream of Europe's anarchists? The cops are cacking themselves. The old boys are back; some of the Poll Tax rioters from 1990 are coming out of retirement for this auspicious occasion; 19 years is a long time. I wrote a poem then based on Billy Joel's aptly titled 'We Didn't Start the Fire' which was a hit not long before. Maybe someone will lump the boss of Santander for heavy ISA losses in 'medium risk' markets. A coalition of Millwall, Leeds and Cardiff fans. Crunch!

Bradley Walsh on Law and Order UK is just like Columbo. Let's examine the evidence; the mac, the mysterious smile. Ben Daniels is impressive in it. Must see the Wire; much heralded. Apparently Baltimore is a hairy place, as is East London; about to be exacerbated at the Excel just after April's Fools.

The Monday Post

I was wondering if Jade Goody was going to get a glass coffin; the culmination of her see-through life. The lights on Broadway were dimmed for Natasha Richardson out of respect; for Goody it's likely to be the lights in Primark, on Tooting Broadway.
Social networking sites aren't meant to be that see-through. A friend of mine said who's that girl on your photo album; i have to protect their privacy..this isn't Google Street View. I have taken off my profile photo in protest. Does one live their life through themself or through others?

I was talking to this blind chap in Bree Louise, Euston the other day and i said this drink from Northern Ireland was off and he asked if i had any Irish extraction; i said er no mate. Talking about Bree great to see on Desperate Housewives T.J Ramini formerly of Zain Nadir on the Bill fame; ambition, a bigger forum. Don't leave it too late to realise your dreams. And his name isn't an homage to the William Shatner, Adrian Zmed programme TJ Hooker.

Apparently Eastern Europeans here swipe the alcohol hand gel you use at hospitals and they somehow drink it. And yet the EU won't admit Turkey for 'cultural differences'; they're not all Fenerbache fans. EU residents are happy to use their beaches etc but it's a one-way street. Saddened that Amir Khan was booed in Manchester against Barrera. This stems from the bollocks that turned up as unregulated Youtube comments after he lost to Prescott.

Saw that Pineapple Express on dvd. They had a 'cross joint'; a trifecta of smoking power. You light the two sides of the cross and the top simultaneously. Mashup.

scraps, scrapes

One of my friends was getting 'stick' in an Aldgate pub; the fight was deflected by handshakes, though my friend would've bit his face if there was a fight..go down fighting he says. I should show more spirit.

Sell the dream

How funny is that girl on Al Murray's Duncan's Den? And the 'kampf' character, and while you're at it the man who says 'i luurrve sex'.

There's a couple of 40th birthdays this year. I was saying for mine if anyone wants to take me out for a soda pop i'll be happy. But jimimy cricket it falls on a Sat so i should do it.

Like it when people move to London; they like the cosmopolitan aspect. I'll help sell the dream, purport the lifestyle.

naysayer

Know anywhere good for a Leo Sayer all dayer on St Patrick's Day? Dissidents not welcome. Had a good night at Janet's, South Kensington last year. Good week to be Irish; in spite of a traditional self defeatist, nervous malaise they're about to win the Grand Slam.

My search for young Asian boys will take me to Indonesia shortly. I already want to stay longer; be an expat. Would like to go to Borneo and be the wild man whilst avoiding dengue fever/ avian flu. The Heathrow- Brunei leg is a mammoth 17 hrs non stop and it's a dry run. I'll buy the duty free, you provide the mixers. Even though it's a 'budget' airline i don't want to get there too tired; hit the ground running, 30 degrees c waiting for me.

Went to Electrowerz behind Angel tube Fri night after 2am. I was under the impression that it would be electronic, bleepy music as in Public Life but it was more drum n bass which i'm not an ardent fan of. My co clubbing friends liked it though so that was ok. Afterwards some of them were playing Swingball back in the garden 6.30am. The earlyhouse Market Porter, Borough Market not open at the weekend; they don't want the post Ministry/SE One clubbing crowd.

I saw the Comic Relief Apprentice on iplayer; i want that velcro suit (Ruby Wax's idea) and get stuck with a few people..a contact game.