Riotous block

So Obama and fellow leaders are going to be met by the cream of Europe's anarchists? The cops are cacking themselves. The old boys are back; some of the Poll Tax rioters from 1990 are coming out of retirement for this auspicious occasion; 19 years is a long time. I wrote a poem then based on Billy Joel's aptly titled 'We Didn't Start the Fire' which was a hit not long before. Maybe someone will lump the boss of Santander for heavy ISA losses in 'medium risk' markets. A coalition of Millwall, Leeds and Cardiff fans. Crunch!

Bradley Walsh on Law and Order UK is just like Columbo. Let's examine the evidence; the mac, the mysterious smile. Ben Daniels is impressive in it. Must see the Wire; much heralded. Apparently Baltimore is a hairy place, as is East London; about to be exacerbated at the Excel just after April's Fools.