sweet fanny adams

'Family Affairs; let's be having ya'. Time has been called on the soap that went on for..2250 episodes? The official line was that it 'had run it's natural course'. Bollocks. It was the wooden acting. People in some parts of Britain were glad not to receive Channel 5.

There were egos on it; Kazia Pelka and Ebony Taylor were the genuine beacons. The crew were wanky.
The game was up for F.A when Ricky Gervais ridiculed it on Extras. I watched in horror; the final death knell.

If Brookside went so was this. The background agency Guys and Dolls will be mortified; they played F.A up something major. Fam wanted background no older than 25; eschewing so called grumpy old men of 35 like myself in a desperate last salvage to be hip. Guys and Dolls provided blonde models.

I've had some good times on it since 2000; met some gorgeous people but times change. It was a staple of mine and i'll end up on the street selling the one thing i have left to sell..na i'll be ok.