Slippery ipple

The glamour of the IPL (ipple) has started; Lionel Richie kept things sparkling with 'Dancing on the Ceiling'... which is 24 years old. So for the next 40 days not giving up cricket but gorging on its riches; it's on every day i think..

I will not be going to Fez, Putney tonight for 'chart fillers past and present'..too old for that; i'm not quite at the dinner and dance/ cabaret circuit. Those jokesters Kunt and the Gang are on tour again.
I didn't know chip shops did chicken in a basket.