Colder than your fridge

While the news scaremongers with their negative tone re -22c i came up with some possible lists: top 10 people with fake suntans eg Phil King Hull manager or ladies with old looking necks like Ronni Ancona, Kate Garraway.
Oh Palace what a tangled web you weave. Ron Noades laid into Simon Jordan aka Sonny Miami Vice. Matt Lawrence is back oh fuck.
I love those base jumpers jumping off the brand new tallest building in Dubai; 136 mph, nearly 200 storeys..give them some Pepsi Max and watch em go.