Reclusive thoughts

Saw the Women; a remake of a 1939 film. It had trouty lipped Meg Ryan looking just like the Wrestler Micky Rourke; is that a touch unkind?..

Someone i know wrote online 'I push people away but hopefully someone will fight to push back'. My arse. Who's going to 'fight' to push back? Do you know how lost and conceited that sounds? Drongo.

Graeme Smith is pretty good but he doesn't half talk baloney. In post match interview he said the 128 SA posted was not a bad total. Yes it was; that is never a good total.. they got lucky. I still want to see who would emerge victorious in a fight between him and Kevin Pietersen.

Wickford, Essex..Borough Market..Tuscany that's what i've done in the last week; all good. Italy and Scotland have had a relationship since the War so you get Tennents 9% superpish for jakeys there. That along with the mountain air in Correglia knocks you out. You've heard of I Tunes well this is I Places; Indonesia, Italy, India, Inverness. The authentic, simple Italian food was heavenly. Local phone operator is called Tim. Regrettably you get on or two chavs on Easyjet.

The chap who was fired from the Apprentice last week said the best parting line 'It's been brilliant'; can use that when i say bye.