My dad's birthday yesterday; went to that Pakistani place in Tooting..came to less than £6 a head- with some gratis masala fish. Chickpeas with sweetcorn. Gold, glittery background with a tinge of an electric red there.

Today bought some turkey fillets; so no defrosting. Cooked three ways. Had a manager's special nice and early 12.30pm; 8oz rump steak and chips, no peas with that, £4.99. Think i had the last of them as the special was changed to Aberdeen angus steak £6.99 still no peas. My one was warm rather than hot. Left half my pint tap water as i scooted for a local bus. So a good morning; spiritual salvation, a leccy shave, cappucino, green tea. Get some Sri Lankan dosa soon.

Serve the higher power. Sometimes when you ask for one thing you get several. Who's going to burn what down? Trolls will be trolled in person. Right off out.